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The TX
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:26:00 -
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My girlfriend is standing behind me, holding onto my moobs.
She said that she's gonna squeeze either my left or right moob depending on what words I say, and I have to guess what words are causing the left or right moob squeeze.
I have already established that the word 'I' makes her squeeze my left moob, but I don't know about the right moob. Even as I say the words I'm typing now, she's squeezing my left moob.
I've tried to guess the word that causes the right moob squeeze, but so far I've not been successful - even though I've tried blurting out lots of common words I might say.
She reckons that I will say the word for the right moob, but I've run out of ideas. Any suggestions? She's still holding on and I think she's getting bored but won't give up until I've said the right-moob word.
Even though it might be funny to see how long she'll hold on for, please suggest some reasonably common words that I can try on her....
Thanks, and please, don't ******* ask.
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The TX
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:32:00 -
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 Originally by: Lal QelThyr
... what. the. hell.
None of those words worked.
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The TX
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:36:00 -
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Originally by: Lal QelThyr
Waffles?
Nope, not waffles.
I'm still talking as much as possible, including everything that everyone says in this thread and any other threads just to see if I stumble across the word, so any old cack in this thread that I could read out may just work.
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The TX
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:37:00 -
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Originally by: Xrak
TX had dignity once.
A long, long time ago.
I'm talking decades ago.
No joke! She's just said that she'll start to pull my nipple off in TEN minutes unless I guess that word!!!
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The TX
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:40:00 -
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ok, none of those words worked either.
my life isn't that strange, we're both ill. I'm ill and should be at work today, and we're just bored. tis all. lol.
although im about to get my nipple pulled off for not guessing or just simply saying a common english word, i'm still trying to remain in high spirits.
and none of THESE words worked either!!! ARGH!
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The TX
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Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:46:00 -
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Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Suck...Loose...Win...Can...Come...Cum...Robot...Sit...Type...I am at a loss for any other words that you have not already used that work with I.
So my question is does the word go with I or is it just csome random word?
Slade
P.S. I am board at work 
It's a random word, but apparently I may already have said it, she's not sure.
Even reading this list of words didn't help. I think I'm stuffed.
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The TX
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:47:00 -
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1 minute left and I've been told it's a THREE LETTER WORD
ARGH
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The TX
Gallente
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Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:58:00 -
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Edited by: The TX on 28/06/2008 13:59:45
YES!
YES!!
YES!!!!!!!
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
So ******* obvious: YES.
After a short attempt at removing my nipple, my gf gave me two or three 2 minute extensions, in which I looked up word lists of 3 letter words.
When that didn't work and time was running out AGAIN, she started asking me questions about the things I was doing with my skills in game - I got a slight moob squeeze when I said 'YEAH', which led me to the final VERY OBVIOUS answer: YES.
Game over.
Well, that's another half hour wasted, what next?
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The TX
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Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 17:21:00 -
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Edited by: The TX on 28/06/2008 17:24:33
Originally by: annoing
Edited by: annoing on 28/06/2008 16:28:10
1) Ive seen you in that infamous video with you topless dancing ... I dont believe for one minute that you have any female (except maybe a l3sbian) interested in you. You have bigger b00bs than Jordan
2) You read female magazine websites about celebraties for which you should be severly punished
3) Should such a sick individual be found that WOULD be interested in you, its not right and it brings a whole new meaning to "care in the community".
4) If, by any weird and totally unbelieveable circumstance, you do have a female with you the words you are looking for are "no your bum doesnt look big in that" or maybe "of course i'll pull out, I promise" or the ever dangerous "of course I love you, now swallow". If all else fails just lie to her and declare your undying love.
All of this, of course, presumes that you dont actually like the pain 
You obviously missed the link in my most recent post:
Originally by: The TX
removing my nipple
And he she is again (She's the one at the bottom of the page)
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The TX
Gallente
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Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 18:04:00 -
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Originally by: Xrak
You sir are an utter ass.
Hey, thanks man. I thought we were in each other's bad books because of the debate in the pub prices thread, but now, I love you again  |
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The TX
Gallente
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Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 18:09:00 -
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Edited by: The TX on 28/06/2008 18:09:08
Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: The TX
And he she is again
 
LMAO!!! Know it is a typo but I laughed my ass off.
Slade
HERE, HERE SHE IS AGAIN, oh noes.....
Edit: original typo fixed.
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The TX
Gallente
Earth Inc.
Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.29 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: Zephyr Rengate
After visiting your website and seeing your GF I have one question. WTF with her tongue?! Its blue?
She had been eating blue things.
I just managed to take the picture myslef before pain took hold and I had to drop the phone and protect the nipples. I wanted to take the picture for a couple of reasons really, 1) evidence to use one day when I try to prove "my wife is a man-beater!" 2) to prove to you lot that a) i really do have a gf despite being weird and b) that she really was holding my moobs, and finally 3) cuz it was funny.
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The TX
Gallente
Earth Inc.
Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.29 01:26:00 -
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Originally by: goodby4u
Originally by: The TX
Originally by: Zephyr Rengate
After visiting your website and seeing your GF I have one question. WTF with her tongue?! Its blue?
She had been eating blue things.
I just managed to take the picture myslef before pain took hold and I had to drop the phone and protect the nipples. I wanted to take the picture for a couple of reasons really, 1) evidence to use one day when I try to prove "my wife is a man-beater!" 2) to prove to you lot that a) i really do have a gf despite being weird and b) that she really was holding my moobs, and finally 3) cuz it was funny.
SHE loves YOU even though you are weird? Dude I must ask, where the hell do you pick up your girlfriends?
Also,it is impossible to take that picture yourself as all men will automatically protect their moobs first and foremost....Well second to their no no places but you get the point.
I was subjected to a very slowly increasing amount of nipple-tugging, so I had plenty of time to take the picture - I acted fast, got the picture and saved my nipples.
This is the first girlfriend ever - and it took me 13 MONTHS to convince her she liked me back (I knew right from the start, lol)
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